Perfil filosófico (teste em inglês)

[Rinoceronte]

Which philosopher are you?
Your Result: Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)

91%
The world is absurd. No facts govern it. We live well once we truly accept the world's absurdity. YOU give our life's meaning, and YOU control your world. (see Nietzsche for very closely tied beliefs) --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.

83%Aristotle

81%Nietzsche

69%Early Wittgenstein / Positivists

48%W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein

45%Immanuel Kant

0%Plato (strict rationalists)

[armlock]

For better or for worse....

Your Result: Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)

89%
The world is absurd. No facts govern it. We live well once we truly accept the world's absurdity. YOU give our life's meaning, and YOU control your world. (see Nietzsche for very closely tied beliefs) --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.

69%W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein

61%Nietzsche

39%Early Wittgenstein / Positivists

39%Aristotle

26%Immanuel Kant

0%Plato (strict rationalists)

[alexvozao]

Não, mas gosto muito da área. Gosto do ambiente universitário (intelectualmente falando), sinto vontade de voltar e já cogitei obter um bacharelado ou pós nessa área filosofia/história, mas o perfil predominante dos professores/alunos me afasta.

Já pensou conviver de dois a quatro anos com professor revolucionário, playboy comunista, feminazi e outros espécimes do tipo? Dá não velho... preferia sair na porrada com os irmãos Diaz.

pois é cara, meio viagem essa gente.

[Queixodevidro]

You gotta stay away from bitches

phpBB [video]

Por enquanto eu dei mais sorte que o Nietzsche kkkkkkkk

[Celão]

50% Tomás de Aquino
49% Agostinho
e aquele 1% é... William Craig

[Tenente Murphy]

Vocês notaram que tem mais 1 teste parecido? Eu não leio em inglês, então não sei a diferença entre os testes, se é que existe. O link no final desse teste. Bem, eu fiz os dois e não tenho certeza se concordo com os resultados. Deu, respectivamente:

1°

Which philosopher are you?
Your Result: Early Wittgenstein / Positivists

85%
The ambiguity of language is the cause for most (if not all) philosophical problems. If we could get a purely objective language all philosophical problems would be solved. Q.E.D. --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.

57% Immanuel Kant
52% Plato (strict rationalists)
36% Aristotle
8% W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
0% Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)
0% Nietzsche

2°:

Which Philosopher Are You?
Your Result: Rene Descartes

86%
Generally regarded as the first modern philosopher Descartes came up with the basics of what we can know through reason, and started a feud that would split philosophy for a long time. Also thought over-highly of the pinneal gland. "I think, therefore I am."

52% Socrates
17% GWF Hegel
17% Aristotle
0% Jean-Paul Sartre
0% Ludwig Wittgenstein

De qualquer forma nunca li livros inteiros de nenhum deles, apenas manuais e enciclopédias. Deles leio apenas trechos de seus livros e posso dizer que tenho sérias críticas tanto ao Descartes quanto ao Wittgeinstein.

[Tenente Murphy]

E fiz o teste de qual filósofo antigo me pareço. Deus:

Which ancient philosopher do you think like?
Your Result: Seneca

84%
Roman philosopher, dramatist, statesman, and an eminent writer. He has been chosen here to represent the Stoic philosophy, which had many other great philosophers such as Cicero, Zeno, Marcus Aurelius, and Epictetus. He was born Lucius Annaeus Seneca in Córdoba, Spain. In ad 49 Seneca was made a praetor and appointed tutor to Nero, the adopted son of the Emperor Claudius. Upon the death of Claudius in 54, Nero became emperor. Much of the decency and moderation of the first five years of his rule was the result of the sane guidance of Seneca. According to Seneca and Stoics: -A major purpose of life is to align your will to the divine will. -Happiness is found by living in conformity with the divine plan of the universe. -We can gain knowledge through both reason and sensory information. -In life we should diminish emotions, help others, live virtuously, and live simply. -We should be involved in the world and make it a better place. -There is a God and we do have souls.

55% Aristotle

44% Plato

43% Lao Tzu

39% Epicurus

33% Buddha

22% Confucius

[armlock]

Fazendo o segundo test:

Which ancient philosopher do you think like?
Your Result: Buddha

83%
AKA: Gautama Siddhartha. Indian philosopher and the founder of Buddhism. Lived from 563-483 B.C. One day in 533, he encountered an aged man, a sick man, and a corpse, and he suddenly realized that suffering is the common lot of mankind. He then met a monk and determined to adopt his way of life and forsake family and wealth in the quest for truth. He later found a better way as he meditated under a bo tree until he experienced the Great Enlightenment, which revealed the way of salvation from suffering. He traveled, taught, gathered followers, and established monastic communities. According to Buddha: -The ultimate goal and happiness is Nirvana, a state of enlightenment free from suffering. -Meditation and scientific methods are ways to learn. -In life, seek the middle way – neither excessive self-denial or indulgence. -Each person should fulfill his duties to make a good society. -The gods are worse off than humans. -There is no soul.

72%Confucius

60%Epicurus

34%Seneca

29%Aristotle

24%Lao Tzu

21%Plato

[H.Wolowitz]

Your Result: Aristotle 92%

65%
Immanuel Kant

65%
Early Wittgenstein / Positivists

39%
Plato (strict rationalists)

26%
W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein

20%
Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)

8%
Nietzsche

[Arbiter]

79% mestre Ari

[Soothsayer]

Arrumei para vc

[Queixodevidro]

Vocês notaram que tem mais 1 teste parecido? Eu não leio em inglês, então não sei a diferença entre os testes, se é que existe. O link no final desse teste. Bem, eu fiz os dois e não tenho certeza se concordo com os resultados. Deu, respectivamente:

1°

Which philosopher are you?
Your Result: Early Wittgenstein / Positivists

85%
The ambiguity of language is the cause for most (if not all) philosophical problems. If we could get a purely objective language all philosophical problems would be solved. Q.E.D. --This quiz was made by S. A-Lerer.

57% Immanuel Kant
52% Plato (strict rationalists)
36% Aristotle
8% W.v.O. Quine / Late Wittgenstein
0% Sartre/Camus (late existentialists)
0% Nietzsche

2°:

Which Philosopher Are You?
Your Result: Rene Descartes

86%
Generally regarded as the first modern philosopher Descartes came up with the basics of what we can know through reason, and started a feud that would split philosophy for a long time. Also thought over-highly of the pinneal gland. "I think, therefore I am."

52% Socrates
17% GWF Hegel
17% Aristotle
0% Jean-Paul Sartre
0% Ludwig Wittgenstein

De qualquer forma nunca li livros inteiros de nenhum deles, apenas manuais e enciclopédias. Deles leio apenas trechos de seus livros e posso dizer que tenho sérias críticas tanto ao Descartes quanto ao Wittgeinstein.

Na verdade, considero esses testes uma brincadeira divertida. Percebe-se que as perguntas determinadas são feitas para que qualquer das respostas escolhidas resultem numa das respostas determinadas. Isso não quer dizer que temos determinado perfil. Apenas que simpatizamos, ainda que instintivamente, com ele. Penso eu.

[Queixodevidro]

Which ancient philosopher do you think like?
Your Result: Plato

76%
Plato was one of the most creative and influential Greek philosophers. He lived approximately 427–347 B.C. He was a disciple of Socrates. In 387 Plato founded the Academy in Athens. At the heart of Plato’s philosophy is his theory of Forms. According to Plato: -Reason, properly used, results in intellectual insights that are certain, eternal Forms that constitute the real world. -Empiricism does not result in true knowledge. -A major purpose of life is to gain knowledge of truth and goodness, or the form of good. -People do good because happiness comes from doing good. -We should perform our duties, control appetites and emotions, live simply, and help others. -Philosopher-kings should be the rulers of society. -A Demi-urge/god created the physical world in the likeness of the perfect World of Forms. -The soul consists of 3 parts: rational, will, and appetites. -Art is “inspired madness” and another step away from reality.

73%Aristotle

65%Buddha

54%Seneca

42%Lao Tzu

41%Epicurus

27%Confucius



Carai. Dava um timão de volei. Confúcio o cabeção, de levantador, Platão e Aristóteles descendo a porrada de pontas. Lao e Seneca atrás com Lao sacando aquele saque enganador. Buda de líbero pq ele saca do caminho do meio. Epicurus fica no banco, inventa demais e vive na night.

[Daniel-Daniel]

Which ancient philosopher do you think like?
Your Result: Plato

76%
Plato was one of the most creative and influential Greek philosophers. He lived approximately 427–347 B.C. He was a disciple of Socrates. In 387 Plato founded the Academy in Athens. At the heart of Plato’s philosophy is his theory of Forms. According to Plato: -Reason, properly used, results in intellectual insights that are certain, eternal Forms that constitute the real world. -Empiricism does not result in true knowledge. -A major purpose of life is to gain knowledge of truth and goodness, or the form of good. -People do good because happiness comes from doing good. -We should perform our duties, control appetites and emotions, live simply, and help others. -Philosopher-kings should be the rulers of society. -A Demi-urge/god created the physical world in the likeness of the perfect World of Forms. -The soul consists of 3 parts: rational, will, and appetites. -Art is “inspired madness” and another step away from reality.

73%Aristotle

65%Buddha

54%Seneca

42%Lao Tzu

41%Epicurus

27%Confucius



Carai. Dava um timão de volei. Confúcio o cabeção, de levantador, Platão e Aristóteles descendo a porrada de pontas. Lao e Seneca atrás com Lao sacando aquele saque enganador. Buda de líbero pq ele saca do caminho do meio. Epicurus fica no banco, inventa demais e vive na night.

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk imagino Lao Tze com um sorrisinho maroto dando aquele saque que ninguém entende o que aconteceu, mas é ace.
Buda no meio kkkk

Mas essa galera sua tá foda, gostaria de passar muito tempo na companhia desses caras.

[Celão]

Arrumei para vc

hahahaha... não tenho problema em colocar o 'santo' no nome dos caras não. Só não coloquei pra não os desqualificarem enquanto filósofos.